Ugh.

What I just bought at the LBS or TE over the last couple of days:
cassette
chain
chain whip, cassette lockring tool, chain tool since I haven't done any of that
since it was 6-speed freewheels
two tires (one needs to be replaced within the next 200 miles or so, the other just to have in reserve so I don't have to go searching for one the right color when I do need it)
arm coolers
shorts

Do I get another $250?