Another story (not cycling related), one of my best friends got assaulted one day when she wanted to retreive some money out of the machine. But she had a rubbish day all day long, and a guy had the genious idea to try to rob her with an iron stick. Before he even got the chance to take a swing she just grabbed this iron bar and hit him with it. He ran as fast as he could, and now that bar is hanging on her wall like it was a trophy.

And you have to know, she is a petite skinny little thing.