awww, comeon now... I LIKE the wrapper... and the bows... and, and...

LOL. Yeah, I KNOW he meant it as a compliment. If I really believed he didn't I would've got up and walked outta the date. That, however, does not prevent me from shaking my head at the compliment itself... tree trunks...

My garden friends have suggested I find out if he meant a crape myrtle or an oak!