Ha ha! All of you should count your blessings you aren't in the bike industry! Every day is bike/clothing/component lust inducing for me. I love my little boy Blue with all my heart but every time I see a BMC I just get so piney. If I had my druthers I'd have a:

-TT Bike
-Dirt jumper
-Hard tail MTB
-Fully MTB
-BMX bike
-Touring bike
-City path/commuter
-Cross bike

And that is of course, factoring in El Tiburon the soon to be crit-tastic wonder boy.