I hate border personnel. They think they hold some godly power over you. My mother and I recently went to Las Vegas, and the American immigration loser grilled my mother (she holds an Austrian passport).

What I found insulting was, here he was, an American of Asian descent, and he basically made fun of my mother's English (she's Japanese). I wanted to call him an *******, but obviously that would've gotten me into a heap of trouble so I didn't, but I'm still bitter about that experience.