Quote Originally Posted by Biciclista View Post
They're only going to laugh at you if they can see your butt crack through your worn out shorts.
DH has a friend in his early 70s who can kick anyone's butt on a climb, and he wears shorts that have clearly seen their last thread. You can really see TOO much when you are behind him in a paceline. He says "The ladies like it!" and it's actually pretty funny when he says it; he's fairly cantankerous.

And lph - yowza! What a face! Hope you heal quick!