Howdy folks----it's been ages since I've posted. I took my first 9 day vacation in 23 years.

I've written 7 blogs and started a story named "Road Kill." I've been working on this story for a few months but it was such a downer I didn't want to work on it. It's about roadside markers that show the spot where someone was killed in a vehicular accident. I have great photos, interviews of a family who put up teddy bears for their deceased child....but gosh, how glum.

Obviously, the nine day vacation has left me deranged.

So I've decided to flip it around with a more upbeat hook about a a bicyclist killed on the highway who in their will wanted the space on her gravestone to be sold on Ebay.


When you live alone with two dogs and two bicycles, you can get very odd.....and talk in very small red letters.


And then I joined Twitter a few days ago (as threedogwrite) and wondered what the funniest tweet for a gravestone would be.


Yes, deranged.


So then, with sanity returning I ditched the story (for now) and I'm just having fun with making up gravestone tweets.

What would your gravestone tweet be?
Deranged, and I work at a morgue. So shoot me.

Oh yeah. The reason I posted this in the "commuting" section is that you know when you are a real commuter when you go to work and come home on your bike for over a week and you don't even think about it as being unusual. Actually you don't even think about it.You just do it. It just is what is.