I should've been more clear - there's nothing wrong with my kickstand, it doesn't fold up. The bike just pivots around it. The solution isn't a different kickstand, it's in putting some steering lock on the bike... and since I don't care to shorten up my cables, it would be one of those front tire holder deals, whatever they're called. Do they make those for fat tires? At any rate it seems like more trouble than it's worth. I lock my hybrid to something or at least put it in a rack when I'm parking it away from home. It does sit on the kickstand in the garage (level floor, unloaded panniers). So basically I'm carrying my home storage solution around with me wherever I ride.
The kickstand is useless anywhere else.
Speed comes from what you put behind you. - Judi Ketteler