Tour di Stupid (Lite) planning thread

[jobob]

Bubba was doing a lot of whining this weekend. Demonstrated his "30 whines in 30 secs" for someone. Nostaglia . . . .

Did that someone almost pee in his/her pants laughing, like the first time I was subjected to it?

I'm in! I feel like the co-instigator of this ride, so I can't really back out at this point. People might think I'm a chicken or something.

Or something.

OTOH, my housemates and colleagues would be happy to confirm the ways that I have been cross-training for the Tour di Stupid.

Did it involve lifting mass quantities of adult beverages, perchance?