Another thread about cluelessness

[OakLeaf]

But as for where babies came from -

Y'know, in certain ways my early childhood exposure to the facts of life was pretty liberal. I knew what the external parts on male animals were called (and from stories my mom loves to tell, wasn't shy about naming them, at the top of my voice, at the zoo ). I knew what had to happen between a male and a female before a baby would result. But as far as female parts, EXACTLY where babies come from? My mom pointed in the general region of her crotch. For years my sisters and I believed that a hole opened up in the crease of the groin, for babies to be born from