Before I spoke decent English, I had no clue what exactly Frank Zappa's song "Bobby Brown" was about. I just liked the song.

also, I thought "Rocky Horror Picture Show" was pretty innocuous fun. Yeah I got that it was about "initiation", but had no idea it might offend people.

At least twice I was clueless about someone having a crush on me. But that evens out with my having eternal crushes on several guys.