Hm. I thought in most states a bicycle was considered a vehicle for DUI purposes.

Now that I just looked it up to confirm, here's an interesting quirk in Ohio law. If the wheels are smaller than 14", it's not considered a bicycle, and it's specifically excluded from the vehicle laws.

Folding bikes and margaritas for everyone!

(there were definitely times when I was in school that I probably should've been arrested for DUI bicycle... and am lucky to have survived those times)