Stupid moves

[salsabike]

Last night I was walking across the kitchen trying to eat a last forkful of rice. Instead of getting the fork to my mouth, I managed to somehow "twang" it so that it sprayed the rice ALL over the kitchen. I am still wondering if my spouse found rice in his helmet this morning on his commute. The rice was in sauce, and soft, so I had to pick it up grain by grain--any attempt at wiping it up just smooshed it all over the floor.

And then this morning I dropped my eyeglasses right into my coffee cup. Sheesh.

PS May I point out that I achieved both of these things just in the last twelve hours?