Not me. Contact lenses and generally that would annoy the heck out of me and get my eyes all red.
Ah... yea, that plan would not work for you.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"