Quote Originally Posted by salsabike View Post
PPS Now if we could just get Pansy here...
**In my best Howard Cosell voice**
In the corner to my right, wearing black shorts, a gaudy bike jersey and weighing in at 150 lbs soaking wet, Raleighdon! He's a bit of a scraper. Pretty wirey. We'll see if he can hold up.
In the other corner, wearing red lipstick, full red kit, a boa (constrictor) and weighing in at *bleep* lbs, PansyPalmetto! I wouldn't put anything past her. She's a tough cookie.
Place yer bets ladies and germs. This is going to be one wild cage match. Loser to pedal the smoothie machine...