Amen, sister....I dread clothes shopping. It just accentuates my...uh...uniqueness of frame.

Descente makes things long (at least in tops). I have a long sleeved where the sleeves actually meet my gloves when I'm riding. I just received a pair of Boure tights that surprisingly really did have a 33" inseam, as advertised, in the women's model.

The clothes are out there....but I agree...they make it so hard to find and, then when you do, they change the pattern and you have to start all over again.