LOL!

I had a similar encounter a few months back. I was inside our residential area on a main "path" split in two, one raised half for pedestrians, one lower half for bikes and the occasional car. I swung up onto the pedestrian half, since I had to turn left again up a steep hill where there is no "bike half", and a woman walking her dog turned into Ped Police.

- "Hey! Bike path!"
- "Excuse me?"
- "You're supposed to be on the bike path!"
- "Yes, but I'm headed up thataway, you see."
- "Oh, right..."
- "Otherwise, I WOULD be there on the bike path."
- "Oh... right..."