Ha! You mean, as our rocket scientist of a president would say, he misunderestimates you.
I should have had party baskets. Do you remember those from when we were kids? Little plastic baskets with paper doilies that you got to bring home, filled with candy, from parties.
But in a pinch, pockets will work!
I TRIED to make those peeps stale, by the way. Put them in the fridge...left them out unwrapped...they have now gone to their reward.
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks