oh god! I'm dying here... i'm laughing so hard (sorry bikerchick) that my dogs are all barking. it is with tears rolling down my face i say to bikerchick...

Have the boyfriend, spouse, girlfriend just shave you... it can be very sensual.

Or get thee to the spa where they will pamper you while you scream.

spazz
who can't stop laughing and now can't see cause all her tears fell into her bifocals.