I'm with Liza and Tyeger... WTF is wrong with ribbons anyway?????????
Do they think that the only way to be legit is to dress like men???

Phooey.

I started wearing lipstick when I was 20. It was becasue of this great scene in Hitchcock's Lifeboat. This cruise ship goes down . Next scene: Tallulah Bankhead is sitting in a lifeboat out in the middle of the ocean, all by herself and the first thing we see her do is put her lipstick on....

Now THAT is cool...