help in making a decision

[nuthatch]

I want those with the cat chainring!.......then maybe do a calico paint job, some whiskers off the handlebar stems, some Trashy Cat cycling clothes...........I'd be quite the cats meow!

You'd have to be some sort of cycling superheroine, then. Going around your neighborhood, telling little kids to get out their bikes/helmets and ride!!! Rescuing cats from danger!!! You'd have to put ears on your helmet.....