Or tell them you have IBS. 
I HATE wheelsuckers!! My peripherial vision is awful and I am always worried I will be unpredictable and cause a wreck.
DH is incredibly strong and without fail we get several wheelsuckers on any organized ride. The exception to my disdain is the wheelsucker I had at the Katy Flatland who took the time to introduce herself and ask if I minded her riding my wheel. A polite wheelsucker is not a problem for me.
Amanda
2011 Specialized Epic Comp 29er | Specialized Phenom | "Marie Laveau"
2007 Cannondale Synapse Carbon Road | Selle Italia Lady Gel Flow | "Miranda"
You don't have to be great to get started, but you do have to get started to be great. -Lee J. Colan