Sorry, I'm sick today and should not be allowed to post.
LOL...post away!

I would LOVE to be able pee like a guy (or at least squat without making a huge mess!).
There is a whole huge thread somewhere, and a website somewhere, devoted to teaching women how to pee standing up. I practiced for awhile, but with mixed results. Never got good enough to trust that I could do it without hosing down my shorts and shoes out on a bike ride.

Some women have had better luck at learning than I have though. You might investigate!