Pole Dancing?

[Trek420]

Trek, nothing simple about you

Thank you, uhm I think? That was a compliment, right?

It installs really easily, there isn't much to do except put a hook in the ceiling. The strange thing is the hook, when the pole isn't up, is disguised to look like a plant hook in case there are "questions". ??? Dunno, I figure if you're going to do something, why be ashamed of what you do?

But if I hang the pole from the plant hook then what do I do with the chandelier. I was going to put one of those in to swing from? That's what women like, right?