Let's just say moving to New Orleans has been a cultural experience that I'm still grasping. There's a well know jeweler in town Mignon Faget (makes nice expensive stuff, owns several stores). Mignon is french for cute.

BUT names from the past...
Fluffy Montana S*****
and my favorite - Female (rhymes with tamale). The poor (literally) mother was so pleased with the name the hospital had given her baby girl. Female Garcia (not the true family name). Once the nurses caught on, they coaxed her to give the wee one a more proper name, like Maria.