Suited up for the TdF!

[rapid cycler]

I'll be wearing them on every ride till the boys reach the Champs-Élysées. Just doing my part!

Not that it's a terribly controversial message, kind of like proclaiming that babies smell nice or puppies are cute—hard to find anyone to take the opposite position. At any rate, they get me a lot of attention (all positive) in LBSs and on the road.