I got all excited, seeing a sports bra on Steep and Cheap! Whoo-hoo! 59% off! Looks great! They have a "large" in stock! It's a miracle! Until I checked the size chart:

Sugoi Bridget Bra
Large = 36B-38A

I am a 36 D! How dare they call 36B a large?!? Sheesh. The boobage, oh, the boobage.