Exactly my reaction, Darcy.
Not to mention the dh and his "naps'. Oh to be some people! I used to come home from a 3 or 4 hour ride that I started at 6.30 on Saturday morning so I could get home by 9.30 and get a shower in before I started the Family Breakfast (a big deal fry up, etc). *And* I didn't always get the shower!
[Everyone is older now so it is not like that these dayz, but you know how we mothers get in retrospect when we hear certain stories]