HELP! I have a rooster who has taken up residence on my property. He is driving me CRAZY!!! He will not stop cock-a-doodle-doo-ing. I called neighbors all around the area to see if anyone is missing a rooster. No luck. I called Animal Control but they will not come get a rooster. I've tried chasing it but it just goes in circles. It is not friendly (is there such thing as a friendly rooster?) so I can't get near it. So how do you catch a rooster? I don't want to hurt the poor thing, but at 5:00 a.m. while I'm laying there wide awake listening to the dumb thing crowing, thoughts of murder are racing through my head. Any rooster experts out there?