I rode the Calif Aids Ride in 2000. I have a picture of one of our rest stops in Santa Barbara - a cyclist is standing on her head with her legs open (almost doing splits upside down) with a big bag of ice resting between them!!! If I ever hook up my scanner again, I should put it in digital format. It's priceless!

And leather labia sounds like yet another band. Either that or some super villain or hero.