Meg, actually, bikes that can be seen at night without reflectors are a pretty good thing. I know you meant that in jest, but honestly, why not?
There's a guy near where I live that has a florescent yellow bike. And i know it's not because he likes daisies. it really shows up well as he's going down the road.

I do understand where you are coming from, the women's bike palette seems to be quite limited unless you go custom.

So you like the exact opposite colors that I like and we both were frustrated.
(So where did you find a WSD bike in orange?)