I am fed up with looking at new WSD bikes and finding nasty, unserious colors on them, such as "Tangerine Orange" or "Caribbean Bayou Blue".

Do you think I am not a serious biker? Or perhaps you should add a big pink honkey-horn to the front to match my Canari Yellow threaded plastic basket on my roadie or triathlon cycle.

Please stop trying to make me look like an *** when riding with the boys. I do not appreciate donning Precious Purple when attempting to be taken as a professional, grown-up rider in a line of cool Steel-Gray Blue, Pewter, Black, Burnt Orange, Maroon, or Ivory/Creme -colored boy bikes.

I refuse to purchase a bike that is tailored to me with Seafoam Green splashed on it. Why don't you hire Lisa Frank to add some puppy and dolphin stickers on them, while you're at it?

Barely Cordially,
-Megan S.
(What else pisses you off when you look in bike catalogs or stores?)