I've heard them all!

[Blueberry]

So, he calls down to my lab to tell me he can't run today. See, he's on this deodorant panel (we work for a products research company). I said, "what, you not allowed to sweat?". He's supposed to wear it all day and isn't allowed to wash it off. We couldn't go running because he's stink his office up if he couldn't take a shower.

That's hilarious!! Got a lot of confidence in the product, huh?