Quote Originally Posted by Meg McKilty View Post
Being in the Health Care field, I am loving this suggestion. Make her panic, maybe? (This is the most commonly asked question to women with health inquiries, which is why I find it funny. Most women either panic or are elated with joy.)
When walking in the hospital for nearly any complaint, any women of procreating age is believed to be pregnant until proven otherwise!!! And sometimes even after being proven otherwise!! I once had horrible lower abdomen pain (which turned out to be ovarian cysts) and I had to take 3 pregnancy tests in 24 hours.

It was a smart thing to do, mind you. But it became old by the third one...