Riding out in the sticks (in Washington state) I have had many opportunities
to watch ants running around furiously as I squatted in their territory.
Fortunately even in eastern washington, there is plenty of shrubbery to find
and dips and hillocks to help you hide when you need to.

And although I always carry TP now, there have been times I had to choose a leaf, hm,, Salal, vine maple, dandelion, which would be best?