So much for thighs, what about your bum?

[annie]

So we're out at the bar one night, I'm a little drunk, (thanks to her) and she signs me up for a "Hot Buns" contest. As I was not coherent, I thought what the hey. The prize was a full Levis wardrobe and I loved my 501s so up to the stage I go. I won.

Little did I know that this was only a municiple level contest and that I would be invited to the regional contest based on my bedonkadonk. Once sober the next day, I protested that I wouldn't go to the regionals. My sister told me to quit being a priss and swore she'd make sure I had enough to drink.

So we went to the regionals. I got drunk and I won that too. So I have the title of Ms. Hot Buns Central Alberta 1990. And I have hockey to thank for it.

Awesome story!! So now shall we call you MHBCA 1990?

Annie