Oh, come now, Knot. Humor thread has gotten far more bawdy than that.
We could get into how the avg guy is abt done after an hour or two, and if you're doin' it right, that's when it really starts heating up!

And sexual peaks- well hell, since it doesn't *pay* for women to *bother* trying to match that one up with the menfolks...

We could cover the magic of the refractory period....

"Done after a couple?! Ha! Just do this for a couple minutes... mmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmm~ oh! Oooh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

I was so sure that somewhere, there would be a "10 reasons why my buzz-buzz is better than a man" joke on the internet... but I'm not seeing one. Why now? So I have to write my own. Bawdy. So deliciously bawdy.

1. He doesn't have to wear a condom unless I want him to- and then he doesn't complain.

2. I never have to curl up next to a hairy azz at night to play with him. ...He also, himself, is not a hairy azz.

3. Toilet seat stays down; bathroom floor, seat, etc etc all stay impeccably clean.

4. My buzz buzz has never sat on the couch watching sports, nor does he invite friends over to do the same.

5. When he gets dirty, he goes in the dishwasher. True he doesn't DO dishes, but at least he *associates* with the dishwasher on SOME level.

6. He can go hours without stopping and when he does, a couple AAs perk him right up

7. He's exactly as big as advertized

8. He doesn't start without me.... Come to think of it, he doesn't stop before me, either

9. I haven't woken up once having my kidneys jabbed or butt poked!

10. I know with absolute certainty....

He won't drink my beer!