I'm so picky.

I have three old pairs of women's cotton boxer briefs which I just love. They are starting to fall apart. (Made by Jockey, but not anymore.) I can find all kinds of lycra/nylon/non-cotton compression shorts and boxer briefs. UnderArmor are my favorites, and I'd wear them all the time but sometimes a girl wants cotton.

Hanes makes a women's boxer brief, but it's got a fake "fly" on it. I don't need a fake fly. For that matter, I'd just get the men's at that point as they are better made and have longer legs. I could pretend the real fly is a fake fly...

I might end up getting the men's anyway, as I CAN'T FIND WOMEN'S!

Anybody know where I can get women's cotton boxer briefs without faux flies?