Quote Originally Posted by Bikingmomof3 View Post
This is my favourite and tragically very familiar.
While I was a student, one of my school friends had a patient (I think she was 57) who tucked hers in the waist band of her skirt... The chest x-ray looked funny for some reason. Then my friend realized she wasn't seeing breast tissue. She thought maybe the woman had a double mastectomy. (This is something we must note on the paperwork.) A mentor tech accompanied her when she went back and questioned her on ever having any breast surgery. As the woman pulled them out of her skirt, she replied she'd love some surgery to "shorten these things up a bit". There is no poker face on this earth for that kinda stuff. Ya get all kinds in our line of work. (We had fun with that one for months.)

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