Quote Originally Posted by Haudlady View Post
HA HA HA!!! I've been wondering about that, too!!!

Signed,

Haud (wishing for Ibex gloves for an upcoming holiday present, but not feeling very hopeful due to household finances - but feeling lucky nonetheless not to be stuck in a refrigerator box) Lady.

No no you ladys are getting it all wrong! I AM THE BOX MONSTER!

Bonuses of being a box monster,
1. you are always warm
2. no skin cancer- UV rays cannot penetrate through corrugated exoskeleton.
3. always the hoot of the party
4. icky boys cannot try and make face with you
5. Bike riding just got 10x safer and skipping became 10x funner
6. no one can how much I really ate from Halloween

However, apple bobbing is much more difficult incomparison to you less right angled, bulky folk.