Thanks for all the answers! I don't worry about my road shorts (maybe I should, ahem) but he never wears shorts of any kind so he's more self-conscious about it. I never knew why until recently -- one of his friends in high school was a football player with huge muscled thighs, and my husband had what he considered to be "skinny" legs and so was self-conscious. He actually has beautifully shaped legs - but old baggage is hard to discard, sometimes!

It's so cool this morning I think I'll wear my jeans to Starbucks.

Oh yeah, re: the gold bike scheme. Great idea! Well, except for the "people steal bikes" part!