"Now waaaaay back in my horse riding days and I was asked the cost of of horse upkeep here was my answer, "Every morning when you wake up flush a hundred dollar bill down the toilet. And when you can do that without flinching plus six months you are ready for a horse!"

I used to train racehorses, and we used say when people asked how much it would cost/would they make any money, "Just imagine throwing all your money out the window. If you get really lucky, a little bit might blow back in."