When you take your dogs for a walk on a trail at the local state park, walk across 3 wooden bridges and all you can think about is how COOL of a mtb trail this would be. At the next intersection there is a bike picture with a red circle and line through it and all you can do is scowl ferousiously that these people just don't get it....

When you try and clean out your closet and figure out why the heck you have more jerseys than shirts for work