My bike's name is Maus.
I decided on it when Ry was watching a history channel special on the crazy war machines the Germans came up with in WWII. The Maus was a tank that weighed 100+ tons (estimated) and had tracks as wide as an entire Panzer tank. It was so heavy, if parked on cement, it would crush the cement, and if driven on the ground, it would sink in over a foot. It took 50 people to operate, and had a ship's gun mounted as its main gun... They only built one because it proved so huge it was just rediculous to try to continue to manufacture them.
It seems to fit my huge, heavy Huffy, painted flat OD Green. That and feels kind of smart a$$, calling such a big thing 'maus'. =) My next bike will likely be the 'mauser' unless it speaks to me in other directions. =)