Dear So and So

**Lise** · 07-12-2006, 06:52 PM

That's right, SK! I forgot you were in conference-land. I've been missing you around and about. L.

**maillotpois** · 07-12-2006, 06:56 PM

I know!! It is super sad and lonely without her here.

**SadieKate** · 07-12-2006, 07:04 PM

Gosh, I feel so loved.

**maillotpois** · 07-12-2006, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by SadieKate

Gosh, I feel so loved.

Well, duh!!

**pyxichick** · 07-14-2006, 07:47 PM

I'm so very sorry for not being more careful when I propped you up against my back railing tonight. I was in a hurry to get to my group ride and I didn't see you sliding down while I was locking the door. Believe me when I say that it hurt me more than it hurt you when I saw that you got a half-inch dent in your top tube. I had to hold back the tears.

I understand that you were still smarting from that blow when two hours later you dumped me off at a stop sign in front of fifteen other riders whom I barely know, and left me with a bloody knee.

I hope this means we're even now and we can resume our happy relationship.

Sincerely,
Kate

**SouthernBelle** · 07-15-2006, 03:49 PM

Dear Little old lady in the big buick,

When I have already taken the left turn lane, you do not have the right to cut in front of me. You are fortunate that I am a nice person who does not call old ladies 'idiots' and kick their fenders.

**fixedgeargirl** · 07-17-2006, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Brandy

Dear USPS,

Please feel free to deliver my Nashbar order today.

Love,

WantsherTopeakCompactHandlebarBagandshimmels

What she said

!

Sincerely,

Wantshershockpumptubesandgoobecauseshe'sleavingtown

**AuntieK** · 07-17-2006, 09:25 AM

Dear Mother of Small Children at the race finish line,

PLEASE keep your kids out of the road!! It's not a good place for 2 and 3 year olds to play--we are sprinting for the finish here. Not only could your kids have caused a wreak, potentially hurting a racer as well as themselves, but there were CARS coming the other direction around the corner.
I hate to think what might have happened...please keep a better eye on the kiddies!

A concerned racer

**salsabike** · 07-27-2006, 05:15 PM

Dear Contractor,

The last effing Ice Age moved faster than this house project is going. I'M JUST SAYIN'.

**Brina** · 07-27-2006, 06:13 PM

Dear Floyd,

say it isn't so

**mimitabby** · 07-27-2006, 07:50 PM

Dear Floyd
You seem like such a good kid. I hope it comes out okay, you deserve
your win.

I am worried that "the machine" is so corrupt that they are going to ruin
your win because of politics. I am glad you can afford the best lawyers that money can buy and I wish you all the luck in the world.

a fan
mimi

**Brandy** · 07-27-2006, 08:19 PM

Dear sweaty guy on the stationary bike at the gym,

How/why do you sweat so much? Do you think that you could use your towel and try to catch that downpour before it becomes a puddle on the floor? Oh, and coughing up a lung while exercising is a big turn off to the other gym members, especially when you're spitting loogies into your towel every two minutes.

Signed,

Disgusted gym-goer

**light_sabe_r** · 07-27-2006, 08:28 PM

Dear Robbie!

Congratulations on you Green Jersey win overall in Le Tour de France.

But really! Did you HAVE to name your son Ewan?

Ewan McEwen?

Oh well at least it rhymes

From

Concerned-bystander-knowing how cruel kids can be.

**Aggie_Ama** · 07-27-2006, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by light_sabe_r

Dear Robbie!

Congratulations on you Green Jersey win overall in Le Tour de France.

But really! Did you HAVE to name your son Ewan?

Ewan McEwen?

Oh well at least it rhymes

From

Concerned-bystander-knowing how cruel kids can be.

I thought the same thing!!!

**SadieKate** · 07-27-2006, 08:39 PM

Dear Robbie,

What light_sabe_r said. Guess you're just looking for more reason to headbutt folks?

Sheesh,

SK

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