While I am laughing so hard I'm crying - I have decided to refrain from participating in this endeavor! I have heard that some things shouldn't be divulged to retain that sense of mystery! 
Besides - I'm still trying to figure just how long 6" really Is! (yup, I better go to church for another service on that one)
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"