OK, I don't live within a thousand miles of you, and don't have a snowball's chance of riding anything you'd put on, but I'll chime in anyway.
Some people work weekends. I would love to have a ride for those of us with "not normal" work weeks.
Also, some people don't like heat much. I'd go in for a ride called something like the Cold Century (as opposed to the Hellishly Hot Hundred).
Just some thoughts that have been rattling around in my skull for a while...
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2003 EZ Sport AX