Which Garneau shorts? Several years back, Susan recommended against LG shorts as they tended to work better for less stout-legged women than I. Therefore, I've never tried any. If you like them I'm guessing they must have changed the design. Legs warmers and shorts make everyone look like sausages -- even Tom (well, unless he's wearing baggies).
Bubba is most flattered that you liked his rock names.