Welcome to the club Badger! Been there done that more than once! My best was the day I just fell over - both feet still clipped, hands still on the flats. and of Course it won't happen in the privacy of your backyard - it Must be done for the enjoyment of others!! I have a friend who came unclipped right after takeoff once - she laughed and told me she'd learned that one from Lance Armstrong! (think Tour De France TT!) I'm glad to hear both of you came through it just fine!!
As for the Topless Climber Club - isn't that the team formed by the Assos Womens Bib Shorts??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"