You know how you always think of what you should have said, way too late? Well, even better - I've thought of what you should have said, even later. Here it is, free of charge! 
Obnoxious Sales Guy: "Can I help you sir?"
Husband: "uh..."
You, chiming in: "Well, I was looking for a bike store with people in it that would talk to me and sell me things, even though I'm a woman. But I see I can't find that here. Goodbye."
Good luck being best friends with LBS2 - and tell them this story so they realize why you chose them!
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett